Saturday, April 15, 2006

MAHARASHtrIANs

Maharashtrians at W ork
1. One with only one finger - EKBOTE2. True Maharashtrian - KHARE3. False Maharashtrian - KHOTE
S ome S pecial M aharashtrians
1. One who only takes - LELE
2. One with bulb factory - DIVEKAR
3. Maharashtrian Bill Gates - BAL PHATAK
4. One with weight of 100 tonnes - SOMAN
5. Neil Armstrong - NEELESH BHUJBAL
6. One with K on his head - SHIRKE
7. Bakery owner - PAWGI/BUNKAR
8. Narasimha Avtar - POTPHODE
9. One with stomach problem - POTDUKHE
10. One who lives in village - GAONKAR
11. One who only take money - DAMLE
13. One who is untidy - GABALE
14. Cotton mill owner - KAPSE/RUIKAR
15. One who eats more - DHOLE/DHAMDHERE \n
17. One who works very cool - KULKARNI
18. Building constructor - WAADEKAR/MAHALE
19. One who is coward - PULEKAR \n
20. Silver mine owner - CHANDEKAR
21. One who reaches the root - MULEY
22. One who is real cat - MANJAREKAR
23. One who is 1000 times more intellegent - SAHASRABUDHHE
24. One who divides by 2 - NIMKAR\n
25. One who kills - MARANE
26. Do die do - KARMARKAR
27. One who twists - PILGAONKAR
28. The God - DEVO/DEO-kule
29. Big old Rishi - MAHAMUNI
30. One who always wins - JAYKAR
31. One who talks a lot - MAHASHABDE \n
32. One who doesn\'t talk - GOOPCHOOP
33. One who builds temples - DEVALEKAR
34. One who runs away - BHAGWAT
35. One who blackens everything - KAJALE
36. One who always says \'take away\' - NENE
37. One who is father - BAPAT \n
38. One who feels very cold - KAKDE
39. One with tailoring shop - SHIWDE
40. Jeweller - RATNAPARAKHI
41. One who always go to varanasi - KASHIKAR
42. One who is very sweat - GODSE
43. Its okay - BARWE \n
44. Mango man - AAMBEKAR
45. One who Opens up , by getting aside - KOLHATKAR
46. One who thinks - VICHAARE
47. One who is close to everyone - JAWALKAR
48. One who is wise - SHAHANE
49.\n Colourful Maharashtrians - KALE- GORE- HIRWE- KALBHOR- PIWALE\n - DHAWLE \nSome famous Maharashtrians",
1]);//-->12. One who is brave - WAGH/VEERKAR 13. One who is untidy - GABALE14. Cotton mill owner - KAPSE/RUIKAR15. One who eats more - DHOLE/DHAMDHERE 17. One who works very cool - KULKARNI18. Building constructor - WAADEKAR/MAHALE19. One who is coward - PULEKAR 20. Silver mine owner - CHANDEKAR21. One who reaches the root - MULEY 22. One who is real cat - MANJAREKAR23. One who is 1000 times more intellegent - SAHASRABUDHHE24. One who divides by 2 - NIMKAR25. One who kills - MARANE 26. Do die do - KARMARKAR27. One who twists - PILGAONKAR 28. The God - DEVO/DEO-kule29. Big old Rishi - MAHAMUNI30. One who always wins - JAYKAR31. One who talks a lot - MAHASHABDE 32. One who doesn't talk - GOOPCHOOP 33. One who builds temples - DEVALEKAR 34. One who runs away - BHAGWAT35. One who blackens everything - KAJALE36. One who always says 'take away' - NENE37. One who is father - BAPAT 38. One who feels very cold - KAKDE 39. One with tailoring shop - SHIWDE 40. Jeweller - RATNAPARAKHI41. One who always go to varanasi - KASHIKAR42. One who is very sweat - GODSE43. Its okay - BARWE 44. Mango man - AAMBEKAR 45. One who Opens up , by getting aside - KOLHATKAR 46. One who thinks - VICHAARE47. One who is close to everyone - JAWALKAR 48. One who is wise - SHAHANE49. Colourful Maharashtrians - KALE- GORE- HIRWE- KALBHOR- PIWALE - DHAWLE
Some famous Maharashtrians
50. Arnold \nSchwarzenegger - ARJUN SHIVAJINAGAR51. Demmie Moor - DAMAYANTI MORER. Bob Dole - Baburao Dole.53. \nSome Metallic Maharashtrians- PITALE- TAMBE- LOKHANDE- SONE54. Worriless Maharashtrian - NIKALJE 55. Clerk - Chitnis 56. One who talks sweetly - Godbole \n57. Always enthusiastic - Josh-i58. A desperate surgeon - Phad-ke59. One with a garden - Phule60. Who\'s always sad - Udas61. Escaping from a jail - Yarawdekar 62. A person with a nursery (flowers) - Bagaitkar \n63. A person definitely from Konkan- Phansalkar.64. An auto mechanic (automechanik) - Gadekar65. Always stay away - Pad-hye66. Factory of hair - Kes-kar 67. Lastly essay writer - Nibandhe\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n-- Best RegardsManoj Nilkanth Kulkarni. \n\n\n",0]
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50. Arnold Schwarzenegger - ARJUN SHIVAJINAGAR51. Demmie Moor - DAMAYANTI MORER. Bob Dole - Baburao Dole.53. Some Metallic Maharashtrians- PITALE- TAMBE- LOKHANDE- SONE54. Worriless Maharashtrian - NIKALJE 55. Clerk - Chitnis 56. One who talks sweetly - Godbole 57. Always enthusiastic - Josh-i58. A desperate surgeon - Phad-ke59. One with a garden - Phule60. Who's always sad - Udas61. Escaping from a jail - Yarawdekar 62. A person with a nursery (flowers) - Bagaitkar 63. A person definitely from Konkan- Phansalkar.64. An auto mechanic (automechanik) - Gadekar65. Always stay away - Pad-hye66. Factory of hair - Kes-kar 67. Lastly essay writer - Nibandhe

MAHARASHtrIANs

Maharashtrians at W ork
1. One with only one finger - EKBOTE2. True Maharashtrian - KHARE3. False Maharashtrian - KHOTE
S ome S pecial M aharashtrians
1. One who only takes - LELE
2. One with bulb factory - DIVEKAR
3. Maharashtrian Bill Gates - BAL PHATAK
4. One with weight of 100 tonnes - SOMAN
5. Neil Armstrong - NEELESH BHUJBAL
6. One with K on his head - SHIRKE
7. Bakery owner - PAWGI/BUNKAR
8. Narasimha Avtar - POTPHODE
9. One with stomach problem - POTDUKHE
10. One who lives in village - GAONKAR
11. One who only take money - DAMLE
13. One who is untidy - GABALE
14. Cotton mill owner - KAPSE/RUIKAR
15. One who eats more - DHOLE/DHAMDHERE \n
17. One who works very cool - KULKARNI
18. Building constructor - WAADEKAR/MAHALE
19. One who is coward - PULEKAR \n
20. Silver mine owner - CHANDEKAR
21. One who reaches the root - MULEY
22. One who is real cat - MANJAREKAR
23. One who is 1000 times more intellegent - SAHASRABUDHHE
24. One who divides by 2 - NIMKAR\n
25. One who kills - MARANE
26. Do die do - KARMARKAR
27. One who twists - PILGAONKAR
28. The God - DEVO/DEO-kule
29. Big old Rishi - MAHAMUNI
30. One who always wins - JAYKAR
31. One who talks a lot - MAHASHABDE \n
32. One who doesn\'t talk - GOOPCHOOP
33. One who builds temples - DEVALEKAR
34. One who runs away - BHAGWAT
35. One who blackens everything - KAJALE
36. One who always says \'take away\' - NENE
37. One who is father - BAPAT \n
38. One who feels very cold - KAKDE
39. One with tailoring shop - SHIWDE
40. Jeweller - RATNAPARAKHI
41. One who always go to varanasi - KASHIKAR
42. One who is very sweat - GODSE
43. Its okay - BARWE \n
44. Mango man - AAMBEKAR
45. One who Opens up , by getting aside - KOLHATKAR
46. One who thinks - VICHAARE
47. One who is close to everyone - JAWALKAR
48. One who is wise - SHAHANE
49.\n Colourful Maharashtrians - KALE- GORE- HIRWE- KALBHOR- PIWALE\n - DHAWLE \nSome famous Maharashtrians",
1]);//-->12. One who is brave - WAGH/VEERKAR 13. One who is untidy - GABALE14. Cotton mill owner - KAPSE/RUIKAR15. One who eats more - DHOLE/DHAMDHERE 17. One who works very cool - KULKARNI18. Building constructor - WAADEKAR/MAHALE19. One who is coward - PULEKAR 20. Silver mine owner - CHANDEKAR21. One who reaches the root - MULEY 22. One who is real cat - MANJAREKAR23. One who is 1000 times more intellegent - SAHASRABUDHHE24. One who divides by 2 - NIMKAR25. One who kills - MARANE 26. Do die do - KARMARKAR27. One who twists - PILGAONKAR 28. The God - DEVO/DEO-kule29. Big old Rishi - MAHAMUNI30. One who always wins - JAYKAR31. One who talks a lot - MAHASHABDE 32. One who doesn't talk - GOOPCHOOP 33. One who builds temples - DEVALEKAR 34. One who runs away - BHAGWAT35. One who blackens everything - KAJALE36. One who always says 'take away' - NENE37. One who is father - BAPAT 38. One who feels very cold - KAKDE 39. One with tailoring shop - SHIWDE 40. Jeweller - RATNAPARAKHI41. One who always go to varanasi - KASHIKAR42. One who is very sweat - GODSE43. Its okay - BARWE 44. Mango man - AAMBEKAR 45. One who Opens up , by getting aside - KOLHATKAR 46. One who thinks - VICHAARE47. One who is close to everyone - JAWALKAR 48. One who is wise - SHAHANE49. Colourful Maharashtrians - KALE- GORE- HIRWE- KALBHOR- PIWALE - DHAWLE
Some famous Maharashtrians
50. Arnold \nSchwarzenegger - ARJUN SHIVAJINAGAR51. Demmie Moor - DAMAYANTI MORER. Bob Dole - Baburao Dole.53. \nSome Metallic Maharashtrians- PITALE- TAMBE- LOKHANDE- SONE54. Worriless Maharashtrian - NIKALJE 55. Clerk - Chitnis 56. One who talks sweetly - Godbole \n57. Always enthusiastic - Josh-i58. A desperate surgeon - Phad-ke59. One with a garden - Phule60. Who\'s always sad - Udas61. Escaping from a jail - Yarawdekar 62. A person with a nursery (flowers) - Bagaitkar \n63. A person definitely from Konkan- Phansalkar.64. An auto mechanic (automechanik) - Gadekar65. Always stay away - Pad-hye66. Factory of hair - Kes-kar 67. Lastly essay writer - Nibandhe\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n-- Best RegardsManoj Nilkanth Kulkarni. \n\n\n",0]
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50. Arnold Schwarzenegger - ARJUN SHIVAJINAGAR51. Demmie Moor - DAMAYANTI MORER. Bob Dole - Baburao Dole.53. Some Metallic Maharashtrians- PITALE- TAMBE- LOKHANDE- SONE54. Worriless Maharashtrian - NIKALJE 55. Clerk - Chitnis 56. One who talks sweetly - Godbole 57. Always enthusiastic - Josh-i58. A desperate surgeon - Phad-ke59. One with a garden - Phule60. Who's always sad - Udas61. Escaping from a jail - Yarawdekar 62. A person with a nursery (flowers) - Bagaitkar 63. A person definitely from Konkan- Phansalkar.64. An auto mechanic (automechanik) - Gadekar65. Always stay away - Pad-hye66. Factory of hair - Kes-kar 67. Lastly essay writer - Nibandhe

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

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